The Wisdom of Will Rogers
Don't squat with your spurs
on.
Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the
bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of
the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull,
a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along and shot him.......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a
hot day.
There are two theories to
arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a
hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's
chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to
spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from
the herd.
When you give a lesson in
meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your
weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double
your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to
shut up.
There are three kinds of
men.