International Relations
An American tourist in London found himself
needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't
find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the
side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London
police showed up.
"You can't do that here," the officer told him.
"Look," The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz
away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped,
and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning
toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British
courtesy?"