"Little Johnny's Storytelling"

Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.  Little
Johnny found this so exciting that he could not
contain himself as he ran home and started to
tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane
a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose
you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see
the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story. Johnny started his story about the
car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt
Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt
Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that
Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the Army."

Sometimes one needs to listen to the whole
story before one interrupts...